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Hello, we are Ryoto, Shizuo, Ryoto, Hajime and Ryoto from "Hell's Kitchen".
Hello, we are Kenta.
We are delivering our original songs to various music sites.
I think it's the end of the year.
- Oh! - Oh!
- 2022! - Oh, I see.
How was this year for you?
I thought I'd say "last year" if it was a variety show,
- but I can't fool you. - That's right.
I can't give up on 2022 being a bad start.
Our senior, President Hajime,
has been saying "no eating for a year" every year.
- I see. - That's weird.
Last year, he said "no rice".
- That's impossible. - Before that, he said "no meat".
- No ramen. - No ramen.
No meat, no snacks, no ramen, and no suits.
- I thought it was amazing. - Yes.
- Do you know what he said at the beginning of the year? - Yes.
- He said "no eating". - Yes.
- He's finally let go of it. - No, no, no.
- He's been working hard. - He has a chance.
- He said "no rice" at the beginning of the year. - It's pretty hard.
I wanted to do it by January or February,
but I let go of it while I was having fun,
- so I'm going to start now. - Yes.
- For 11 months. - Yes.
I'm going to do "what I do every day for a year" project that President Hajime did for a year
- for six of you. - Wow.
But there's one saving point.
Hajime is doing it by himself, so he can't do it with you.
But we have six people, so one-sixth of us can do it.
- I see. - I see.
I'm going to tie you up a little bit so you can say "I'm Hajime's one-sixth of ability"
for a year, or November, so for 11 months,
- I'm going to let you do "what I do every day". - "What I do every day", right?
And at the end of the year,
I'm going to tell you "actually, I was banning this"
or "I was doing "what I do every day" for a year"
and you're going to say "thank you" or "bye bye"
and we're going to make a happy video for you.
- Okay. - Okay.
Okay, I'm going to skip until 11 months later.
- Thank you for your hard work this year! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Today is the closing day of filming. - Yes.
- Today is the meeting day of answers. - Yes.
- We didn't have any points so... - That's right.
- If we did, it would've been over. - That's right.
Oh, right! If we did, it would've been over!
Well, it's not like we can point out anything at the end.
There might be people who noticed it but didn't say it.
- There's something I've been thinking about. - Oh, me too.
- Is it the same? - Is it the same?
You've always...
One, two...
- You're bald! - You're bald!
You're bald this year!
You're bald...
Huh?
You're bald!
- Because you're too bald! - You're always bald!
- You're always bald!
You've been bald for a year now!
Because people said I wanted to be a cooler guy than Shibuya.
- That makes it easier. - That's true.
That's true! You've always been bald!
- Is this right or wrong? - It's right or wrong, so...
- It's right! - Oh!
- That's how it was! - This is...
What have you been up to for a year?
This quiz has been going on for four months now.
In February, we had a shoot for Y.T.O.,
so we couldn't really cut our hair.
We only shaved our faces and trimmed our eyebrows.
So we went home for a month.
Since March, we've had this hairstyle.
It's called "skin fade."
We're going to keep this hairstyle for the next six months or so.
Last time, in April or May, I had my hair cut at a barber shop for a fade.
It's only been a recent shoot.
By the time this video comes out, I'm sure you all know, but I got drunk and cut my hair with a barricade.
I'd like you to cut it with a barricade to match the length of my hair here.
Is it okay? I'm scared.
It's okay. You can just cut it normally.
Oh, that's nice.
Does it look familiar?
It looks good.
Oh, it's the same length.
Well, it's about the same length, isn't it?
What I've been doing for a year.
I'm Yumemaru.
It's impossible for me to go to a beauty salon or cut my hair until the end of this shoot.
I think my schedule is a little tight.
I feel like I'm failing this challenge.
I think I did my best to keep my hairstyle called "beard" for a year.
Well, please look at me like, "No, I don't know what a beard is."
Well, this is the last thing Yumemaru has been doing for a year.
Bye-bye.
That's a beard.
Thank you.
That's right.
It was a mess.
Do you know what I mean?
Well, to be precise, I get my hair cut once a week.
That's almost correct.
It's a beard.
You've been wearing a beard for a year.
That's right.
I've always had a beard.
That's how you recognize it.
What are you going to do next year?
Next year, well, I don't know.
I'm going to go through someone's hair clipper or something like that.
So, Yumemaru has failed.
What?
You've failed.
You've been wearing a beard for a year and you've failed.
That's right.
Do you have anything else you'd like to say?
I have one.
Can I talk about Tetsuya?
Yes.
He's been hiding something serious.
What?
I saw it with my own eyes.
Obviously, there was a moment when I was like, "Huh?"
I haven't seen it with Tetsuya's eyes.
This accident...
Did you have it?
I was shocked, too.
It was a critical accident.
It was a very clear and unexpected accident.
To tell you what happened.
When we were checking if it was video or not, we said, "Let's take a look at it together."
And it turned out to be Tetsuya's house.
We opened a certain door and...
GURURURURURURURURURURUR!
At that moment, countless bottles of black oolong tea were coming into the room.
Huh? What's going on? Is this a negotiation?
One of them was finished.
And at that moment...
AH! AH! AH!
You've been fooling me.
"Huh?" I thought.
I couldn't go too deep.
Maybe you've been collecting black oolong tea bottles for a year!
- That's right. - When I went to Tetsuya's house one more time...
I opened it and...
That's right! That's how I remembered it!
That's right!
- Correct! - Wow!
- This is... - It was an accident, wasn't it?
You know, when my junior came over to play...
We were all drinking...
We were drunk...
We were in my room and we were going crazy...
I took a video out of my phone...
I think Shibai already knew about it, so he showed it to me.
And Toshimitsu was there, so...
Look at this.
He knew about it, so he showed it to me...
And he was in the front row watching "Fetotol"...
Gyaaaah!
- And he was like... - "Huh?"
And Toshimitsu was watching "Fetotol" from the front row...
Huh?
Ah...
Since we're here, let's watch the video!
To everyone in December 2022...
Or to everyone in 2023...
Hello! I'm Death Metal Tetsuya!
There's one more thing I'm going to do in the next 11 months!
And that is...
This!
It's black udon tea...
I usually only drink one of these.
This is a little small...
It's a 350 ml bottle...
But if it were food...
What?
This kid...
Loves lids!
See?
He wants me to play with him like this!
Here we go!
Bring it!
When I throw his black oolong tea cap, he brings it back.
Good boy! Good boy!
What I do is...
I throw this black oolong tea bottle into my bedroom.
That's all I do.
I usually throw it away, but...
I really drink a lot.
Oh, I almost said it earlier.
I usually drink two bottles of tea when I eat.
I also drink a lot of other things.
I drink as many as I can drink in a day.
If I keep doing that in my bedroom...
I wonder what will happen to my bedroom in 11 months.
I'm going to verify it.
Let's go see my bedroom.
Maybe it will be difficult for me to open this closet.
I don't have to think about it yet.
I just drank it.
Let's go.
If it's one, I have to throw it away, but if it's like a ball pool here, I think it's amazing.
Thank you for your support in March.
I hope it's not death metal.
It's been a month since I started saving up black urine tea bottles I drank.
It's March.
It's been a month and I've become old.
Why?
How much did I save up in a month?
Here it is!
Ta-da!
Isn't it amazing?
This is all I've drank.
If anything, I can't take it home and I've thrown it away.
I'm definitely drinking more than this.
I'm drunk.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'd like to work harder like this.
No, there's nothing to do.
I'll just drink it normally.
So, the month passed.
December 27th.
To be honest, as it increased, it became harder and harder to understand the changes.
It became more and more troublesome to shoot videos.
I drank it normally and washed it.
I'd like you to see what happened in the middle of it.
My room's black urine tea.
Here it is!
Ta-da!
Yes, it turned out like this!
I'd like to put this in a bag and count the numbers.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
The package changed on the way.
From this kind of sanitizing feeling blue one,
to this sticky light blue one.
I'd like to put it in a bag.
Then let's count!
Two...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
And...
Fifty!
Fifty bags in one bag!
Okay, let's put it together!
I don't know anymore...
Two...
Four...
Six...
It's getting dusty.
I don't like dust.
I hate dust.
Okay, now it's ten bags.
Five hundred!
Phew...
Let's keep going!
Can I finally put it out of here?
Poor Lem.
Finally!
I'm saved!
Ahhhh!
It's the other way around!
Were you angry?
I'm sorry for a year.
Four...
Five...
Ahh...
Okay, so...
50 packets...
It's 19, so...
950 packets?
Plus 12 packets, so...
962 packets!
I probably drank 3 or more packets a day...
I'm like a... three servings man...
My body is...
It's not an exaggeration to say that it's three times the concentration of black oolong tea.
No, it's an exaggeration.
I want to consume this much next year as well.
Suntory, I'm waiting for you to make black oolong tea.
Please!
Thank you!
Let's drink black oolong tea together!
So, there are 50 bags in it, and there are 19 bags in it.
- Wow! - That's crazy!
- Almost 1,000 bags! - Wow!
- That's too much! - You don't drink that much in a day.
And I drank it in the studio, and sometimes I brought it home.
I packed it in my backpack so that no one would know about it.
It's pretty long, so I think it's well over 1,000.
I brought it because I wanted you to experience it for yourself.
- No, it's fine! - It's fine!
I wanted you to experience it for yourself.
- This is what I've been carrying for a year! - Wow!
- Wow!
Yes!
- Wow! - Wow!
This is what I've been carrying for a year!
- It's a crown! - Wow!
That's too much!
- I'm not going to throw it away. - Okay.
- I'm not going to take off the label. - I thought so!
- You're not going to take off the label and cap. - I made sure not to take off the label.
If you accidentally take off the label, you're out.
I'm going to take it all out and take it all off.
You're going to find out. "Hey, isn't this Mr. Oyaizu's?"
You're going to find out.
Okay, thank you for your hard work. It was a big failure!
- Wow! - It was a big failure!
I was pretty realistic.
- Wow! - I tried to do it in front of you as much as I could.
- Wow! - You were doing it!
- Okay, I'll announce it now. - Okay.
Okay, I'll announce it now.
Take a look.
It's already four days left in 2022.
I'd like to announce what I've been doing for the past year.
During 2022, my wife and I spent 10,000 yen a day living off our savings!
We were making a lot of noise in front of you.
I wanted to do this life, but...
At the beginning of this year, an app called "Yu- Gi- Oh! Master Duel" was released.
I love Yu-Gi-Oh! and I'm getting a job at Yu-Gi- Oh!
So I'd like to repay you a little bit.
And I started it with a greedy motive of not being able to get a job related to Master Duel.
Now, the story will change, but what are your conditions that you can't give up only here, your partner, your boyfriend, your girlfriend?
Will you understand my hobbies?
Donation sense?
Food preferences?
I think there are various things.
I don't know if I can lie or not.
Even if I'm a little angry about it, I honestly say, "Well, let's talk about it."
I think it's nice to be able to talk about it.
Well...
I...
This 10,000-yen-a-day savings life...
I made a big mistake!
Did I get drunk or something?
Well, I also thought about spending 20,000 yen the next day and matching the length of the day, but...
I don't know what the other members are doing, but you can't do that kind of thing, can you?
I thought it was different for me to do it alone...
That's where my heart broke.
I'm sure it was June or July.
How much did I spend on January 365?
I can see it on my cell phone now, so I'd like to take a look.
It looks like you've been doing it since January 6th.
I'll take a look.
Yes, 10,180 yen on the first day...
This is no good! This phone will bug while I'm talking!
Oh, no! I'm sorry, I'll shut up and do it!
It's a little easier to understand around here, isn't it?
February 3rd 10,000 yen, February 4th 10,000 yen, February 5th 10,000 yen, February 6th 10,000 yen.
Like this, I really want to save more, but I think I was patient with the feeling of 10,000 yen a day.
Yes, yes, here it is. April 21st. Well, this may be one of the reasons why I failed, but I think there are no elements that can be saved even in Master Duel for a while.
Master Duel is a good game. It's not a game you can't play unless you keep saving. Once you get a card, you can use it for a long time, so I couldn't save it all here.
I thought I'd make a lot of money on a new and different game. I thought I'd make it a game that seems like it has elements that will keep you saving money forever.
That's where I started a game called Project Sekai.
Oh, here it is.
I spent 10,000 yen on June 24 and spent it on June 25.
I forgot about it here and probably noticed it already.
As I said earlier, I thought it would be different to fix it here.
It's not bad from here, is it?
And here I was surprised and said, "Oh, I failed, I failed!"
I thought, but I calmed down somewhere and said, "No, I'll just do it."
I'm going to calculate it a little bit from here.
So the calculation result came out.
The amount of money I spent in this year is...
2,166,060 yen.
Yes, if you think about it, this should have been 3.65 million yen.
My achievement is more than half of it, isn't it?
Well, it's not like I quit because I didn't have money or I quit because I didn't like it anymore.
If you think about it in a way that you can't achieve just by simply sleeping,
President Hajime, who had been tied up for a year, is really amazing.
I was impressed again.
I was impressed!
So, I'm sorry for my big failure.
So, I'm sorry for my big failure!
Is there a failure?
You're doing half of what you think.
When I realized it, I was about to cry.
It's like you're watching me work out.
Even if you have too much money and you spend it, you can't say, "Wow, you're spending a lot."
I don't know.
Master Duel was released in February, wasn't it?
I often played against Shiba Inu.
It was a different deck every time.
I didn't think it would cost that much.
I thought it would be simple and expensive.
But I'm a healer, but I can't do it, so please be careful.
There are three more people who don't know.
Can I say it?
Yes.
For the time being, it's a video, so it's a video.
It's Dio.
It's been three months, and it's my first time making a video alone.
What I'm doing in 2022 is...
Bye-bye is prohibited.
Bye-bye.
This word is prohibited.
I thought it would be nice to have something left in the video.
I thought it would be cut in the middle of it.
I said bye-bye at the end of the video.
I decided to ban it.
I thought it would change if I banned it.
To be honest, up to this point...
Nothing has changed.
It's just that "bye bye" has become "goodbye" and "goodbye".
From now on, I will be more conscious of "bye bye" that was in the video.
"Bye bye" is also prohibited in private.
To be honest, up to this point, I felt like I wasn't doing anything.
I hope I can do something that will make you think "ah, I used to do this kind of thing" later.
That's why I banned "bye bye".
Yes, that's it.
Oh, you did it.
What?
You banned "bye bye".
I didn't do it at all.
You did it, didn't you?
You said "bye bye" somewhere, didn't you?
You said it, didn't you?
To be honest, I protected it.
By protecting it, I thought about various things.
When the end of the video comes at once and I can't do anything and it ends...
That's right.
You didn't say "bye bye" either.
That's right.
Even if I try to do something, this guy comes down first and everything disappears.
It seems like I haven't done my best at all.
It's just that I didn't say "bye bye" including my private life.
It's a little unpleasant.
It's not unpleasant.
For the time being, I picked up the scenes where I didn't say "bye bye" appropriately.
You turned your life around.
Everyone, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Bye bye.
Goodbye.
I want to set it up.
Bye bye.
Goodbye.
Bye bye.
Goodbye.
What do you think?
When you said goodbye?
What did you say?
When we started, we said goodbye sometimes.
I didn't forget it.
But in the second half of the program, we said goodbye to each other.
But I haven't said goodbye recently.
While you said goodbye, I said goodbye.
What? You didn't say goodbye?
You can only say goodbye with love.
We can't say goodbye with love.
We can't shake hands with you.
We couldn't say goodbye.
Leave the script to us.
It says "Bye bye" to the three of you.
We couldn't say goodbye.
You couldn't say goodbye.
We couldn't say goodbye.
You didn't say goodbye.
It's okay.
When you said goodbye, you said "bye bye" while reading the words.
Bye bye.
Shut up, Potter.
Don't say goodbye like that.
Bye bye.
Stop it.
I'll say it.
Every morning...
I shoot a video of me saying "bye bye."
Whoa!
If you shoot it for a year...
Bye bye.
Shut up.
If we can meet in various places, it might be fun.
I see.
Let's get started.
Here it is.
Good morning.
It's February 4th.
Let's do our best.
Good morning.
I slept again.
Good morning.
I'm sleepy.
Good morning.
Let's do our best.
Good morning.
I'm happy.
Good morning.
It's raining.
Good morning.
Today is my friend's wedding.
Good morning!
I'm a farmer today.
Good morning.
Good morning!
I'm off work tomorrow.
Good morning!
Today is "donbiki tochigi".
Let's enjoy ourselves!
Good morning.
Good morning!
Good morning.
I'm a housewife.
Good morning.
My back hasn't gone down yet due to an abnormal neck reaction.
April 19th.
Good morning.
I'm a "donbiki tochigi".
Good morning.
It's cloudy in Hawaii.
Good morning.
Last one.
Good morning.
I'm a "donbiki tochigi".
I'll do my best.
This is fun.
Good morning.
I don't really get this one.
Good morning.
I forgot it again.
Good morning.
The last day of my 28th birthday.
I'm wearing a wool felt ribbon.
Today is my birthday.
I turned 22 years old.
I think I forgot about half a month.
Good morning.
On August 4th, I overslept and was charged 500,000 yen.
What?
The video was ending here.
Hey!
You said you were going to take a diary every day.
When I passed my fifth year, I was able to take various diaries.
You subscribed to my channel and I subscribed to yours.
I was able to watch your videos and I think I'll get bored.
You said it like a diary.
I remembered that something like this happened this year and I'm sorry.
That's right.
I'm sorry for the conclusion.
It's impossible.
The deadline is July.
Yes.
This video is exactly the same as the exercise video.
I forgot it from time to time.
I did it once every two days.
I didn't eat anything until the end of July.
It's difficult.
If you think about it in one day, it's easy.
That's right.
It's so difficult.
It's difficult.
It's hard to do it once a day.
That's right.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're doing.
Let's watch the video.
Let's watch it.
What is it?
When we played the video, Ryo disappeared.
I think it's death sauce.
That's right.
That's a bad word.
Ryo always poops in death sauce.
It's the last video in which Ryo poops in death sauce.
Ryo doesn't poop in death sauce, does he?
What?
Have you ever heard of it?
Have you ever seen it?
I've heard of it.
Death sauce is only burned in nuclear power plant.
It's like Doraemon.
It looks like a bomb and breaks in your mouth.
It's like an energy source.
It's an energy source.
It's a good dream.
It's like a dream in liquid.
It's a dream.
It's a one-minute dream.
I want to make it a dream of Taisan.
It's a one-minute dream.
I think I can do it in one moment.
It's not water.
It's not water that's been lightened up.
It's bio-water.
I want to be bio-water.
I want to be bio-water and be normal.
Like Mewtwo.
Like Mewtwo, brownie, orange juice.
There's a lot of anime stories like that.
That's how it is.
I reflected on that good idea.
So, we six have gathered here.
Tetsuya wants to become bio-water.
So, the concept is...
You're taking advantage of it.
Oh, wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
You're taking advantage of it.
Your voice is too loud.
It's not loud at all.
Where are we going to use this V-figure?
The V-figure is over.
In 2022...
I was alive.
You were alive.
I'm glad.
Congratulations.
You're great.
I'm happy.
What did you do when you were alive?
You're great.
What did you do when you were alive?
I was saying "I'm alive."
What?
What do you mean "I'm alive"?
I'm not looking at you now.
I wasn't "alive."
What?
You pretended you were "alive," but you weren't "alive" before you were dumped?
Yes.
It was time for me to go to the bathroom.
So you were really dumped?
I had no choice.
You were really dumped?
What happened?
At first, I was determined to tear off the tag of "hook."
You tore it off.
I tore it off in front of everyone.
You tore it off?
You tore it off in front of everyone.
Did you have that intention?
I said, "Look at me," and tore it off.
You tore it off in between.
Originally, there was a wall and a tag of "hook" was torn off about 40,000 yen.
I decided to go with 10% more.
I didn't take a VTR or anything.
My memories got messed up.
My hair was decided with a short hair.
As a result of the confusion, I was "alive."
Were you in a hurry today?
No.
I didn't know.
You were "alive."
Let's do it next year.
Let's do it together.
Certainly, we were less likely to live.
That's right.
As soon as I quit, I decided to go "hook."
So I failed the 6-person challenge, but...
So all in all, how do you feel about it?
Will you fight against Hajime?
Well, he's the one who -
who used me to buy plastic bottles for his father -
and spent half a year, I mean 3 months, saying "good morning."
I saved up 2 million and I lived without saying bye-bye!
Well...
Oh, la-la...
- No way! - No, I'm confused about my father's values...
I want you to do it.
Yumemaru alone is very hard.
Yumemaru alone may be better than me.
For me, it's not hard.
When I think about it,
Yumemaru doesn't think it's hard.
In fact, it may not be better than me.
The chosen one seems to have lost over the past year.
Because Shibayu was alive.
Well, what can I say?
Next year, all six of us will make a great challenge that Shibayu did.
Shibayu's slogan is "Take a rest as much as you can."
Next year or this year,
We will continue to live.
I think there were about two times when I said "I don't mind losing my life."
Let's stop saying that.
Yes.
Let's take it easy.
It's Shibayu's way of taking it easy.
The ending is very loose.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's probably over.
Is it over?
Is it okay?
It's loose.